One giant leap for mankind

Pan Galactic Gargle



This planet has – or rather had – a problem, which was this: most of the mouthwashes on it were rather boring, and had been for rather a long time. There was a largely unexplored space to fill, and the only way to fill it was to seek inspiration from the wider, largely unexplored, space around Earth itself. A shot of lemon oil offers warbling refreshment for the palate, quinine packs the same mouthwatering taste that’s found in tonic water, while aniseed and heaps of fizz give your mouth a feeling to remember. If you’re not currently having adventures with the ape-descended life forms of the little blue planet, it’s highly worth the hitchhike there to try this…

*Citral, *Limonene, *Linalool, Aniseed Oil (Illicium verum), Citric Acid, Dicalcium Phosphate Anhydrous, Flavour, Gardenia Extract (Gardenia jasminoides), Glycerine, Lemon Oil (Citrus limonum), Malic Acid, Menthol Crystals (Menthol), Quinine, Silica, Sodium Bicarbonate, Sorbitol, Stevia (Stevia Rebaudiana), Xylitol
Natural Ingredients
Safe Synthetics

*occurs naturally in essential oils.

We do not test our finished products on animals. We also only purchase from ingredient suppliers who do not test on animals.

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